Home Workout Procrastinator Pillows

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

“I don’t want to do an at-home workout if no one else is.”

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

Keep Fit.

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'My arms are getting shorter.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Easy chair exercise machines

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Sport

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'In that case I'll do nothing!'