Home Workout Procrastinator Pillows

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

“I don’t want to do an at-home workout if no one else is.”

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Keep Fit.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Easy chair exercise machines

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

Sport

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."