Fitness Enthusiasts Who Procrastinate Pillows

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Body Building

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

Easy chair exercise machines

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'