Fitness Procrastinators Pillows

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Easy chair exercise machines

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

"Well, my fitness band told my doctor how lazy I've been since my last visit. How do I turn on privacy on this thing?!!!"

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

'Don't strain yourself, make two trips.'

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

"Four out of five doctors recommend that you get up and get some exercise."

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."