Workout Postponement Enthusiast Prints

Welcome To I'll-Start-Tomorrow-Cise!

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Fast Food Dieter

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Easy chair exercise machines

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Fitness in church.

Executives exercising

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

"Okay, we've put on our exercise clothes. Now what?"

'I thought this was low impact aerobics.'

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

"Well, my fitness band told my doctor how lazy I've been since my last visit. How do I turn on privacy on this thing?!!!"