Postponement Enthusiast Prints

"I'd like to welcome you all to the procrastinators club. I move we defer the reading of the minutes of the last meeting until our next meeting...which has been postponed!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Frank Zappa

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"I think I see the problem."

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'We're proud to present you with the procrastinator of the year award. We haven't gotten around to ordering your framed certificate yet, though.'