Postponement Enthusiast Prints

"I'd like to welcome you all to the procrastinators club. I move we defer the reading of the minutes of the last meeting until our next meeting...which has been postponed!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Big Ben

'We're proud to present you with the procrastinator of the year award. We haven't gotten around to ordering your framed certificate yet, though.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?