Sports Procrastinator Pillows

'I know I promised to get off my backside and take up a sort once the Olympics had finished - but it ain't over yet!'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Bob’s Museum

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'