Sports Procrastinator Mugs

'I know I promised to get off my backside and take up a sort once the Olympics had finished - but it ain't over yet!'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

In, Out, Shake it all about

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Bob’s Museum

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

'My arms are getting shorter.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

Easy chair exercise machines