Procrastinating Runner Mugs

'I'm thinking of going for a run - am I wearing my running shoes?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

In and Out Box

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Some e-mails just can't be ignored!"

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Easy chair exercise machines

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

Invaders from Planet Manava.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

Holiday Shopping for Guys

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"