Procrastinating Athlete Mugs

"I don't understand, I've been thinking about running a marathon for years and it hasn't got me anywhere."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

In, Out, Shake it all about

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Bob’s Museum

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

"Some e-mails just can't be ignored!"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"I think I see the problem."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'