Procrastinating Athlete Gifts

"I don't understand, I've been thinking about running a marathon for years and it hasn't got me anywhere."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Bob’s Museum

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"Some e-mails just can't be ignored!"

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."