Procrastinating Player Gifts

"We suck at this."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

In, Out, Shake it all about

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Bob’s Museum

"Some e-mails just can't be ignored!"

In and Out Box

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"I think I see the problem."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'