Procrastination Pal Gifts

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Travelogue

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Chairmen of the Bored

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

The four housemen of procrastination