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Procrastinator's Pal Gifts
Looking for the perfect gift for a creative procrastinator? Our fun and witty products are designed to bring laughter and light-heartedness to anyone who tends to put things off a little too often. With clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, you'll find something that captures their charmingly laid-back attitude and creative spirit. Whether it’s for a friend, colleague, or yourself, these gifts celebrate the art of procrastination in style.
Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.
"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."
'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'
'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'
Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.
"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."
Is plagiarism the same as value adding?
"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."
How lazy people decide what to eat
In, Out, Shake it all about
"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."
'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'
Chairmen of the Bored
Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?
"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."
E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'
'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'
'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '
"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."
Working from home to-do list.
State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!
"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."
'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'
"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."
"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"
Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.
'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'
Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.
'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'
"Shouldn't you be studying?
"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"
"I think I see the problem."
"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."
'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'
Procrastinator's Pal Gifts Collection
Procrastinator's Pal Mugs
Explore our full range of procrastinator-themed mugs and find the perfect gift that brings a smile every morning.
Procrastinator's Pal Pillows
Check out our playful pillows designed for procrastinators—adding humor and comfort to any space.
Procrastinator's Pal Prints
View our humorous prints that beautifully capture the procrastinator's charm and laid-back attitude.
Procrastinator's Pal T-Shirts
Browse our collection of procrastinator-inspired t-shirts—fun, witty, and perfect for those who do things their own way.