Procrastinator's Pal Prints

The Male Biological Clock.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

How lazy people decide what to eat

In, Out, Shake it all about

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Chairmen of the Bored

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

Working from home to-do list.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

Screensaver says project compiling.