Procrastinator Pal Gifts

Still living with parents....

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Serious Putty

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"I think I see the problem."

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'