Fun Procrastinator Gifts

"Now that I work remotely, I don't do anything that remotely resembles work."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Serious Putty

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'My arms are getting shorter.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Studying and technology

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Al, The Go-From Guy

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'Do excuse Ed's immobility - he's being regulated.'