Practice Procrastinator Gifts

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Serious Putty

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

How lazy people decide what to eat

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Chairmen of the Bored

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

Working from home to-do list.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Studying and technology

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

"Shouldn't you be studying?