Paper Procrastinator Gifts

Looking for a fun way to acknowledge the unintentional artistry of paper procrastinators? Our collection of witty and charming products captures their love for putting things off in style. Perfect for anyone whose creative energy is best channeled into last-minute bursts, these gifts add humor and personality to their workspace or home. Whether they’re doodling, daydreaming, or just delaying, these quirky finds will bring a smile and maybe even inspire a little productive creativity amidst the procrastination.

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"I'm really sorry for missing the deadline to hand in my paper, Professor... the essay mill was late!"

"I'm really sorry for missing the deadline to hand in my paper, Professor... the essay mill was late!" mockup

"I'm really sorry for missing the deadline to hand in my paper, Professor... the essay mill was late!"

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'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.' mockup

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

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"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework." mockup

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.' mockup

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"I'd rather eat your homework."

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"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future." mockup

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

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"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation." mockup

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

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Serious Putty

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"File!"

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'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.' mockup

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

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E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.' mockup

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

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Good luck in your A Levels.

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'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?' mockup

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers." mockup

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

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Studying and technology

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected. mockup

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

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Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat. mockup

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

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'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?' mockup

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!' mockup

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

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Al, The Go-From Guy

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"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?" mockup

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are." mockup

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

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'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!' mockup

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?' mockup

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

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Paper Procrastinator Gifts Collection

Paper Procrastinator Mugs

Explore our collection of paper procrastinator mugs and find the perfect humorous gift that keeps their coffee close and their procrastination stylish.

Paper Procrastinator Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate procrastination with a humorous twist, perfect for brightening their lounging space.

Paper Procrastinator Prints

Browse our amusing prints that add personality and humor to any space, celebrating the delightful art of procrastination.

Paper Procrastinator T-Shirts

Check out our playful t-shirts for paper procrastinators—ideal for making a witty statement about their creative delay tactics.