Paperwork Procrastinators Gifts

'I knew I never should've sent in that darned census form!'

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'I hate Mondays.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Serious Putty

"File!"

Procrastinators Incorporated

Good luck in your A Levels.

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Studying and technology

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Al, The Go-From Guy

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

"I'm your exit strategy."

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"Of course there are still a few loose ends, funding...pensions...workload, but the good news is that we have got a concrete proposal for the new PCO letterheads!"

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'