Paperwork Procrastinators Pillows

'I knew I never should've sent in that darned census form!'

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'I hate Mondays.'

Serious Putty

"File!"

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Good luck in your A Levels.

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Studying and technology

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

Al, The Go-From Guy

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"I'm your exit strategy."

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"Of course there are still a few loose ends, funding...pensions...workload, but the good news is that we have got a concrete proposal for the new PCO letterheads!"

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'I told him he had to submit three copies.'