Adventure Procrastinator Gifts

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Working from home to-do list.

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"I think I see the problem."

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade