Adventure Procrastinator Pillows

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Working from home to-do list.

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

Invaders from Planet Manava.

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"