Fun Procrastinator T-Shirts

"Now that I work remotely, I don't do anything that remotely resembles work."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Serious Putty

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Studying and technology

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."