Workout Procrastinator Gifts

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

At last, an excuse not to exercise!

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Easy chair exercise machines

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"