Home Gym Procrastinator Gifts

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.

'I don't care if it's on sale. We have a perfectly good dust magnet at home.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

Keep Fit.

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Sisyphus during Covid

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Easy chair exercise machines

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Sport

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"