Alarm Clock Rebel Pillows

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Sorry I'm late - I was asleep when my alarm went off.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Big Ben

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

'I see, from your resume, that you have lost your last two jobs because of lateness.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."

Cluster Catastrophe

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

Bassoonist cherub.

"Here's another good one, some bloke reckons we should pay for software!"

"It's Monday."

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

Burglar Alarm

"Great! You're hired."

'Looks like Dolson had one more energy drink for the road again.'

Little Marjorie in Delusionland

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

'If I cancel an hour before my appointment, you charge me. I've just waited an hour past my appointment time in your waiting room. This is my bill.'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.