Quirky Alarm Clocks Pillows

Fakir's wake up call.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Alarmistclock

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

1,572 Performances.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

How to Rise with the Sun

Big Ben

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

How time can get away from you.

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

Whack Your Alarm Clock

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

"It's Monday."

The car alarm snooze button.

Burglar Alarm

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

'I got it at a sale of slightly irregular clocks.'

"The reason why U.S. time is behind English time is because England was discovered first..."

Dracula vs the snooz bitton!

"I can't sleep in anymore."

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'