Quirky Alarm Lovers Pillows

'He's trying to figure out how to install a snooze alarm.'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Alarmistclock

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"It's time to wake up!"

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

'Your father installed a security system.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

How to Rise with the Sun

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

"The dollar is falling!"

Big Ben

How time can get away from you.

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Whack Your Alarm Clock

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

The car alarm snooze button.

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

"I can't sleep in anymore."

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

Warning - Server Down!

"The reason why U.S. time is behind English time is because England was discovered first..."

You're letting this security thing go to your head.