Alarm Clock Aficionados Pillows

'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'

"I can't sleep in anymore."

How time can get away from you.

"I've set the alarm for half past April. That will give us a bit of a lie in."

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Alarmistclock

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

1,572 Performances.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"It's time to wake up!"

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

'Your father installed a security system.'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Big Ben

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

How to Rise with the Sun

Freedom!

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

Where have you been for the last hour!

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

No Binge Watching

Neighborhood Watch.

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

Time change