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'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'

Sure, I could set the alarm an hour later, but I find it much more satisfying to hit the snooze button 12 times. Trouble ahead for the newlyweds.

"I can't sleep in anymore."

How time can get away from you.

"I've set the alarm for half past April. That will give us a bit of a lie in."

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Alarmistclock

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

1,572 Performances.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"It's time to wake up!"

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Your father installed a security system.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Big Ben

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

How to Rise with the Sun

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

Freedom!

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

Where have you been for the last hour!

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

No Binge Watching

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

Neighborhood Watch.

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'