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'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

'This is room 35a. About that early morning wake up I asked for!'

'Looks like the alarm on my atomic clock went off.'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Sorry I'm late, Ms. Dow. The electricity went off last night and we didn't wake up 'til 12:00 12:00 12:00 12:00..."

Early Bird

"Sighhh. There's no snooze button on burglar alarms..."

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Alarmistclock

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

1,572 Performances.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"It's time to wake up!"

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Your father installed a security system.'

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

How to Rise with the Sun

"The dollar is falling!"

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

Big Ben

Where have you been for the last hour!

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

How time can get away from you.

Freedom!

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

Clockwork Doll

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'