Alarm Clock Enthusiast Gifts

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

'This is room 35a. About that early morning wake up I asked for!'

'Looks like the alarm on my atomic clock went off.'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Sorry I'm late, Ms. Dow. The electricity went off last night and we didn't wake up 'til 12:00 12:00 12:00 12:00..."

Early Bird

"Sighhh. There's no snooze button on burglar alarms..."

Alarmistclock

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

1,572 Performances.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"It's time to wake up!"

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Your father installed a security system.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

How to Rise with the Sun

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

Big Ben

"The dollar is falling!"

No Binge Watching

Freedom!

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

How time can get away from you.

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

Clockwork Doll

Where have you been for the last hour!