Alarm Enthusiasts Gifts

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Alarmistclock

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's time to wake up!"

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'Your father installed a security system.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

How to Rise with the Sun

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

Big Ben

"The dollar is falling!"

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

How time can get away from you.

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

The car alarm snooze button.

MRI Airport Security

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Two dogs in yard with barbed wire whilst another dog scales a ladder.

'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'