Alarm Enthusiast Gifts

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

Fire at the Bisto Factory

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

'Quick! Get going! It's BOB already.'

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

"It's time to wake up!"

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Where was the TSA?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

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"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

CCTV in church.

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

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'Your father installed a security system.'

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Halt! User name and password.'

Beware of the dog.

"My dad put in a new security system."

ACL-To Hell With-U.