Audible Alarm Aficionado Gifts

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Alarmistclock

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Your father installed a security system.'

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"The dollar is falling!"

How to Rise with the Sun

Big Ben

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

audiobooks...

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

How time can get away from you.

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

sub woofer

A woman listening to an audio guide