Audible Alarm Aficionado T-Shirts

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Alarmistclock

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"It's time to wake up!"

'Your father installed a security system.'

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Big Ben

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

How to Rise with the Sun

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

"The dollar is falling!"

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

audiobooks...

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

How time can get away from you.

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

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A woman listening to an audio guide