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Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

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'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's time to wake up!"

'Your father installed a security system.'

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

"The dollar is falling!"

Big Ben

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'

How to Rise with the Sun

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

How time can get away from you.

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

The car alarm snooze button.

Two dogs in yard with barbed wire whilst another dog scales a ladder.

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Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

"I can't sleep in anymore."