
'Now isn't that better than an alarm clock?'
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'Now isn't that better than an alarm clock?'
100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.
"I'll get up in negative five minutes."
Alarmistclock
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'
1,572 Performances.
"It's time to wake up!"
"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."
Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'
'Your father installed a security system.'
'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'
Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -
How to Rise with the Sun
'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'
Big Ben
'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'
How time can get away from you.
A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.
THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS
'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'
"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"
'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'
Fire at the Bisto Factory
'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'
"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."
Whack Your Alarm Clock
'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'
George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.
"It's Monday."
The car alarm snooze button.
Burglar Alarm
"I can't sleep in anymore."
Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.
You're letting this security thing go to your head.
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