Alarm Clock Enthusiasts Pillows

The car alarm snooze button.

Alarm Clock: It's Time.

Alarmistclock

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

1,572 Performances.

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"It's time to wake up!"

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Your father installed a security system.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Big Ben

How to Rise with the Sun

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

No Binge Watching

Where have you been for the last hour!

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

Freedom!

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

How time can get away from you.

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

Time change

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."