Risk Rebel Pillows

Cluster Catastrophe

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"I really got used to working from home."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Driverless Car

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.

When Policy Fails Try Thinking,

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

US Economy Boat.

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

Bike Lane

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

'Hello, 911?'

Rules and procedure

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

Scientists chained to the floor

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

Interviewee: 'Nah, work related stress isn't a problem - I've never taken a job seriously enough for it to bother me!'

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

Bassoonist cherub.

"At this point science leaves off and wishful thinking kicks in."

'At the end of the day stem cell research is only what you make of it.'