Risk Management Rebel Pillows

"The catastrophe of Notre Dame is certainly significant to the industry. And the outpouring of donations to restore it's heart warming...But I don't think you can reply on the high end luxury business to pay for your garage if it burns down...You still need to insure."

British savings accounts

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

Failure/Due Diligence

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

"I don't like the look of this."

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

'Crisis'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Standard And P****d.

"You've got one day to come up with something new and exciting yet safe and time tested."

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Safety Barriers

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'