Alarm Clock Warrior Pillows

' Wake up dear.You don't want to be late for the office.'

Panic of waking up.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Deadlines

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Call Center.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Big Ben

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

'I see, from your resume, that you have lost your last two jobs because of lateness.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

"It's Monday."

The car alarm snooze button.

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

Burglar Alarm

'This is the technical support. To become connected to a service agent, please press the root of 576081, divided by three, times one point seven, mins 429.1.'

Assertiveness training - man answers phone; 'Can I get back to you? How about when I'm darned good and ready?'

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

'This is room 35a. About that early morning wake up I asked for!'

Early Bird

'If you wish to complain please press 2 and then select the Death Metal band that you'd like to listen to while you are on hold.'