Wake-up Call Warrior Pillows

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Your computer is not fully protected...

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

'Oh, Ran-dee! Wakey-wakeys! You're doing a triple bypass on Mrs. Pacala at 8:30. Re-mem-ber? Out of bed, Mr. Lazy Bones!'

Urban transport and speeding accidents

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

Whack Your Alarm Clock

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

'This is the technical support. To become connected to a service agent, please press the root of 576081, divided by three, times one point seven, mins 429.1.'

"You WOKE me, you wonderful pure at heart, romantic, sexy beast of a man! I was dreaming I was CANCELLED!"

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.

' Wake up dear.You don't want to be late for the office.'

"There's no need to keep calling to remind us, sir. You'll get your wake-up call at the time you specified. Understand? Now stop calling."

'You made it! How did you get past all that traffic?'

'Stop phoning me at work. I don't care if you have got a technical problem!'

'No, the morning traffic doesn't bother me.'

'Can't you see we're having a conference call?'

To hear Muzak while on hold, press "1." T have a spike driven into your ear, press "2." To end this call, press "3." To end your life, press "4."

'Gay power'

"Sorry I'm late again guys! My bad! Anyway, um...."

Soothing music whilst waiting for phone line - for Vivaldi press 1.....

"Must resist...phone allure...of bilingual telemarketers!"

It's that danged telemarketer again.

"yetthhh, i hold..."