Wake-up Warrior Pillows

"Dang it."

Pea Shooter Wake Up.

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Alarmistclock

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Business man sees himself as a shark

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

Woke and wonderful

Your computer is not fully protected...

"Awake and doing great"

"First day out of bed?"

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

'I like waking to music!'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

Alarm clock.

'Remember, my son -- the longest journey begins with a single slither.'

"Switch me on please..."

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'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Sleeping man is being awakened by a wife playing on the trumpet