Wake-up Warrior Prints

"Dang it."

Pea Shooter Wake Up.

"There's no need to keep calling to remind us, sir. You'll get your wake-up call at the time you specified. Understand? Now stop calling."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Alarmistclock

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Business man sees himself as a shark

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

Woke and wonderful

Your computer is not fully protected...

"First day out of bed?"

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

'I like waking to music!'

"Awake and doing great"

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

Alarm clock.

"Switch me on please..."

'Remember, my son -- the longest journey begins with a single slither.'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.