Woke Wanderer Pillows

Woke and wonderful

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Now that's an afro!'

Sparkling Water

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Sausages.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Alien Snowmen

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Sport Utility Boot.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'