Lone Wanderer Pillows

'Leading the pack, fighting contenders, it was too stressful: I gave it up and became a lone wolf...'

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Sausages.

Politically Correct Snowperson

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Sport Utility Boot.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Dreams I have had...

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Desert Island Mishap

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Women of the Wilderness

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'