Lost Wanderers Pillows

"I've been looking for you!"

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

You are NOT here, here, here, here, here, here,here, here, or here.

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

Marco Rocca, The Great Illusionist.

'Not that net!'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

"Just junk mail."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Rustic Campgrounds.

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Black Forest Collectibles.

Arctic Caravan Breaks

Winter Border Wall

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."