Hilariously Lost Wanderers Pillows

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Not that net!'

Late BroomStick

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Reading in the rain.

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

"Just junk mail."

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

Rustic Campgrounds.

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

"I'm getting that feeling of deja vu again."

Visit the Geek islands.

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Ghost Playing Cello

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Black Kitten.

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

Counting Sheep

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

A swordfish saws through a raft.

"We must be in the Village."