Wake-up Innovator Pillows

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"Young Frankenstein"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Creative family

Open Source.

Dog Walker

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"Dang it."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?

"We need a brownfield site."

"Kid, with your circuits, and my contacts, we're goin' all da way."

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'